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Dec 30, 2020

Have you been to the Bongo Zone? Come on in, be my guess! Are you a melancholy alpha male like Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst? Be my guess! Interested in my "Runtz?" Be my guess!

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Dec 23, 2020

On this special 150th episode, we're joined by Nick "The Post Master" (and dungeon master) to embark on an unforgettable quest to save Bigfoot. In return, Lord 2 Chainz will grant us back our lives after we were killed by a huge truck. Will we prevail?!

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Dec 16, 2020

Ohhh baby, we got ourselves a hot one here! We're finally hearing the voices of our sweet slimes (and one frienemy: Don Palumbo). Wanna know what a gutter punk Christmas looks like? Listen to find out! You'll also learn about diesel fuel, Santa Claus AKA your dad AKA a liar, and Scottish snow plows! <3

Dec 9, 2020

Look out for Rod and Mr. Meat!

We've got some Pervert Proverbs for ya, a brand new (to us) cryptid, a nun game, and... wait, did you know horses can SWIM?!?!

Dec 2, 2020

Got lasagna snakes? We got a Garfield for that!