Apr 28, 2021
"You have to have at least ten years as a DJ under your belt in order to communicate with ghost," said Justy Boy. Luckily, we've been DJing since the early-90s Acid House underground rave scene, so we can talk to ghosts. Not a problem. Listen and you'll hear us communicate face to ghost-face with intelligent entities...
Apr 21, 2021
Jetskis. We've never used 'em but we love 'em. Very powerful machines with very powerful pee pee streams!
Now call up Quick Meat™ and hop in the beef, cuz this one's a slapper!
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Apr 14, 2021
Allegedly there was once a female pope! Any evidence of Pope Joan is hiding in the Vatican archives, accessible only to the Christ. Duh, everybody knows that... What you may not know, however, is the story of the first robot Pope.
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