May 29, 2019

"Wow, 70 whole episodes! That's just wonderful, muchacho."

-Owen Wilson

This episode is gonna rattle your bones, I hope you're ready. We dive into some Missed Connections, Horoscopes, and Tough Guy Poetry. We promise you'll enjoy it, or your money back!

May 22, 2019

Hey everyone! There's no new mainline episode this week, but you won't want to miss this bonus episode. You'll hear a handful of new phone calls and a brand new trap joint! We'll be back next week for episode 70, thanks for listening!

May 17, 2019

This one's Pervert Proverbs all the way down, baby! You're welcome.

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May 8, 2019

We're joined in this episode by Dr. Bwett (@brett.brindamour on Instagram) to discuss the chilling realities of the Hollow Earth Theory along with some Tindergarten Cops! Please enjoy.

May 1, 2019

You asked for it, ya perverts! This episode is loaded with bodily fluids, so be prepared.